intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

(via orthopedick)

what ur fav new wave band says about u

adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody
the b-52's: I will spit in your face and laugh
duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit
depeche mode: I blend into walls
erasure: gay
eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen
falco: I don't even speak german
inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer
japan: I'm special. so special
joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself
kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit
new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine
the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
roxy music: the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me
talking heads: what
u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked
ub40: I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person